This morning, a man named Hau came to build me a new patio. I knew he was coming today, but I didn't know what time.
At 8:30 a.m. our story begins.
Hau: (rings my doorbell)
Me: (eyeballs pop open, flies out of bed, scrambles around for two minutes trying to look presentable and pretend to be wide awake)
Me. (answers door with cheery smile) Good morning, Hau! How are you?
Hau: (as if this were unimaginably preposterous) Did I wake you up?
Me: Sorry. I was on the phone. ......................... -_-