Yes. It's me.
And I have no shame.
See, I'm a diehard wearer of contact lenses who has not worn a pair of glasses in decades. Literally.
But I recently found out that I need to have some surgery on my eyes, and to prepare for that, my eyeballs must be contact lens-free for four weeks minimum.
Yikes. I have to wear glasses.
And yes, I did order a new pair of glasses. I am boldly moving into the new millennium with a pair of fashion-forward frames and a fresh prescription. They should be ready in about a week.
But in the meantime, I want to get my four-week clock ticking. So I decided to take off my contacts and slip into these old relics.
I know these frames look ridiculous now, but just remember, they are from the eighties when it was hip to be pretty in pink.